If you’re in New York, and stumble by fate,
Upon a road that’s bumpy, not straight,
You’ll visit a town, whose history’s great,
Prattsville itself, the best town in the state.
If you are hungry, worry no more,
The Great American is quite the food store,
Need supplies to fix that damn door?
Pop into Young’s, hardware galore!
Go for a swim? Jump in the river,
Only in summer cuz in winter you’ll shiver
Want a good hike that’ll really deliver?
Visit Pratt Rock to see Prattville’s caregiver.
Prattsville’s the place, as you can see,
The place to visit and be worry free,
So the next time you’re down, or feeling crappy,
Come visit old Prattsville, oh whoopee!